Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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