Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize