Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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