he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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