people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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