I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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