just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
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you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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