You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
