East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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