one two three fourrrrnication!
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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