we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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