carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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