Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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