none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
My vagina just clenched in fear
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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