Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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