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Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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