forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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