your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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