How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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