White coat. Heels.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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