U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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