Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
