Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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