There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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