also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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