pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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