Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.

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(954): View more from Florida

i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night

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(360): View more from Washington

Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.

(1-360): View more from Washington

You win. Erica always eats cat food.

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(845): View more from New York

u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap

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(425): View more from Washington

if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you

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(208): View more from Idaho

You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?

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(661): View more from California

He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.

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(561): View more from Florida

I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.

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