just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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