You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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