sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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