How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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