Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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