You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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he looks like a really good dad on facebook
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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