I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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