Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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