Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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