Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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