i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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