I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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