So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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