She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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