3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i think i have herpe
just one?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I didn't notice because vodka
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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