It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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