So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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