Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Small penises have feelings too.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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