this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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