i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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