an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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