coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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