Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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