They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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