you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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