Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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