it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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