Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
there was a trapeze. enough said
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Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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